Guadalupified


the act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite s-x.
matthew mcconaughey: hey man what are you doing this weekend?

lance armstrong: dude, i’m headin to new braunfels to get guadalupified.

matthew mcconaughey: right on, right on.
the condition of having had s-x with a dirty mexican.
after playing yu-gi-oh, ashley was severely guadalupified.

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