Guessimate
to guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.
prologue – the only greek member of the computer science community strolls into the cl-ss 7 minutes after the exam started. his shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. with blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. after leaving the exam, this was my conversation
dude – “richie, how did you do on that exam?”
richie – “bruh, i guessed on every question.”
dude – “but didn’t you get only 10% wrong?”
richie – “ya bruh, i guessimated that exam.”
fyi richie is the greek student
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