Guan dao
1. a guan dao, kwan dao, or kuan tao is a type of chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of chinese martial arts. in chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao (“reclining moon blade”)
2.the weapon used by seong mi-na in soul calibur
jack:-points at a blond- dude, i impailed that milf over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still c-mming in my pants thinking about it.
john: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..that lady there is my mom !!! -impales jack with a guan dao-
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