also used to refer to people, with the same connotation as other slang terms for v-g-n-. intended to insult the person’s bravery or manhood. still spelled with an enyeah.
“did tom go on the ride with the rest of them?”

“no, he was a total guana.”
a slang term for the v-g-n-. usually used to refer to particularly unappealing v-g-n-s. is spelled with a accent called an “enyeah”
i saw oprah getting out of a limo yesterday, and when she stuck her leg out, i totally saw oprah’s guana.

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