guano
bat sh-t
a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t
watch “ace ventura 2”
guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world’s supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry.
guano. h-llo. does “poo” ring a bell?
literally meaning bat feces, it can be subst-tuted for sh-t as a much cooler alternative
holy guano! this place smells like guano!
to go completely bat sh-t; driven to the brink of insanity.
“man, if i have to hear babci’s story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in ’43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus i’m gonna go guano”
1. avian fecal matter. in the 18th and 19th centuries, the north american guano company would send ships to south-pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)
2. bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. we used to have to import our guano from mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullsh-t in washington, that we no longer need the bird sh-t!
2. wendy really dumped a load of guano on me when she said we were breaking up!
bat fecies.
i had to clean some guano of my car.
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