Guantanaho
a woman who is usually considered fugly, morbidly obese, and or, just plain sinful to gaze upon who becomes beautiful once she lands at guantanamo bay cuba.
the poor military men who are stuck on the base will seek out these trolls, blinded by l-st. the poor schmucks just don’t see them for who they truly are.
these “females” upon finding that they can get any guy that they want, start a journey of sorts or “c-ck quest”.
some guantanahoes iraq princess will even try to use s-x to their advantage to gain favors and promotion.
magically, these sad little monsters quietly turn back into the hideous beasts that they are on the plane ride home after their tour.
sailor 1: dude check her out!
sailor 2: nasty!
sailor 1: she is so hot!
sailor 2: dude, you need to go on leave. she’s a filthy guantanaho!
sailor 1: i just got off of leave….
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