Guantanamo goggles
the act of placing each of your t-st-cl-s on a sleeping victim’s eyelids. the left t-st-cl- is placed on one eyelid and the right t-st-cl- is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. if you are blessed with a third t-st-cl-, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
vince: dude, brian is p-ssed out. what should we do to him?
nik: we should give him an alabama hotpocket.
nickbro: nah man, we gave him that last weekend. we need to do something new.
joe: i read on the internet about something called the guantanamo goggles. i think we should give him those.
vince: guantanamo goggles? by the beard of zeus, what does that mean?!
joe: it is when you put your b-lls on someones eyelids.
nickbro: do it!
joe: alright.
joe does the act
brian wakes up
brian: so who has 3 t-st-cl-s?
all: why?
brian: i feel like one of you placed t-st-cl-s on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
joe: guilty as charged.
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