guapamelon


a tasty fruit that grows in the forests of guatemala, when eaten gives the guatemalan an urge to mow lawns for white wealthy americans in the state of connecticut
jorge, one day you will be old enough to eat your first guapamelon and you will go mow lawns for the cullinghams in danbury.

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