guaranteed


when you agree with something, think something is good, see a attractive female
“ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed”

“shes guaranteed”

“mate, that maccy d’s was guaranteed mate”
a term incredibly overused in advertising.
“omfg!!! satisfaction guaranteed!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one”

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