Guard Bum


one whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the national guard. guard b-ms are sometimes students and can find enough money to get by working several days a month or periodically attending extra military courses for the guard.
when asked what he does for a living, john replied “i’m just a guard b-m until the next deployment comes along.”

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