guardian


a woman’s chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. the guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl – “i don’t just need a friend, i need a guardian”
guy – “dont worry, i will protect you always”
in the hallowed and ancient game of starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. capable of reigning m-ss destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. however, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

guardians are affectionately known as “crabs” by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! crabs on the way!
irtehleet: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, b–tch.
irtehleet: f-ck.
the(42)answer: yeah you’re screwed.
player 2 has been eliminated.
administrator on mapmonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. he’s a total bad-ss, and keeps the forums clean. he probably met chuck norris once or twice.
member on mm: hey who wants to talk about call of duty in this halo thread?

guardian: h-ll no! locked.

rezzzo (other admin): but i wanted to lock it!
one chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. it is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.
rex quicksilver was chosen by the earth goddess nayru to be her guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead…
a protector of “hightened” ent-ties they can bond to a single charge or become a “keeper” of many
it is there role to watch out for those in there care putting there life on the line
in times of need they can make the impossible, possible
they are like that as gods of the watch tower
they are gifed with powers though they differe from one to the other
if they are a wind swept winged their master is on to them self

few in numbers now they are said to rise once more when they are needed
they are the angels to your gods
they are the demons to you devils
they are like wind and shadow

constant yet unseen

once they form a bond
they are your guardian

all you but need to do is ask

and they will be there
century old orangization of order and peace whose sole reason for coming into being was to prevent the shadows from gaining power through corruption. guided the resistance during the skn war.
“so the strong do not do all that they please, this is the reason rules are made” – ovis
commonly used when a child disowns their mother or father cause their parents are attemping to ruin their lives
“yah, he is no longer my father he is my guardian”
“i dont have a dad, i have a guardian”
person1:”ur dad called”
person2:”who?!, i am unaware of this ‘father’ you speak of”

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