palm date
when the only date you get is with your palm.
i.e. masturbation.
(see: jacking off)
person a: “dude, she stood me up, yo!”
person b: “don’t worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!”
person a: “aw no, that’ll be the tenth time this week!”
person b: “don”t hurt yourself.”
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