guardicus manicus
this theory states that any male who has partic-p-ted, or is currently partic-p-ting in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. for example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
girl 1: ohmygod jessica that guy is hot!
jessica: i heard he does colorguard.
girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
jessica: cl-ssic guardicus manicus.
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