Guardmount
an extremely annoying bunch of words that the navy tries to get you to memorize word for word. about as interesting as reading a radio manual. purpose is to make grown men cry when they fail to shout the words accurately.
sailor 1: dude, do you realize we have a guardmount test tomorrow?
sailor 2: (starts to cry) it’s just so hard man!
sailor 1: (pats him on the shoulder) it’s okay shipmate…
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