Guastamacchia


a little, heartless, big-mouthed, as-xual, undesirable, misspeaking, non-woman, evil disney witch cackling, insulting, ego-checking, sarcastic person
(1) dude, i was feeling so good about myself until that guastamacchia came over and ruined my self-esteem

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