guasti pony


an attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the inland empire region of southern california. guasti comes from the name of a park lake in rancho cucamonga, ca, a hotbed of activity for guasti ponies. while a typical pony lives in the inland empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, guasti ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. guasti ponies are cl-ssified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sungl-sses, animal prints, a love for lake havasu & glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. can be similar to a bro hoe but much cl-ssier. much like the t-tles of milf or cougar, women have come to accept guasti pony as an earned t-tle.
i’m going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a guasti pony.

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