Guatemalaness


a term referring to the essence or aura of a guatemalan born person or someone of guatemalan descent.

first used in the film “the birdcage” starring robin williams.
“you’re afraid of my guatemalaness, my natural heat”
adjective – of or relating to a person’s spicy, hot, and fiery personality.

dealing with or handling a person with guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they p-ss you off.
1. that flight attendant could not handle the guatemalaness of the blond in first cl-ss and therefore kicked her -ss off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.

2. in the end i couldn’t handle her guatemalaness, but d-mn it was a good while it lasted.

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