gub


the amount of corn in your p–p.
man: how gubbed are you? medium?

man 2: i’m only lightly gubbed, i didn’t eat much corn last night.
gubs is a gaming term that refers to any dropped loot in games such as borderlands or destiny. this can include use-able weapons, in-game currency, armor, or even useless cr-p that you’ll just sell to a vendor (if applicable), or just discard entirely.
“man, i got some sh-tty gubs from that boss fight!”

“did you get any good gubs? all i got was a dumb under-leveled shotgun i’ll just get rid of.”

“try not to die in this level, the enemies are supposed to drop some really good gubs!”
someone who does not know what a gub is
“you are such a gub!”
“whats a gub?”
“exactly!!”
gubs: gay unicorn b-tt s-x; the act of inserting a unicorn’s horn into one’s -n-l cavity repeatedly; copulation between a human and a living unicorn without the use of any prophylactic.
dude, i totally had gubs last night
yea, i heard about that. how is your -ss-hole today?
1) a person, typically male, attempting to gain urban bravery by many ways; trying to fit in with the “urban” att-tude via language, dress, posture, etc.
2) an individual that is attempting to be in-the-know, including, but not limited to, being stylish, fashionable, “up-to-date”, hip, etc, but doesn’t quite have the personality, knowledge or att-tude to actually reflect what they are trying to portray.
3) a person that purchases trendy labeled items, usually expensive, in hopes of the general public perceiving them as cool or hip. cars, clothing, eye gl-sses, etc. brand names such as prada, gucci, versace, porsche, bmw, etc.
4) a person attempting to show their knowledge in a particular subject for the purpose of appearing “cool” to the general public; they really do not know the subject as well as they portray.
5)someone who does not keep it real; a poser.
a) did you see that guy with the bimmer at the stop light. once the light turned green he punched it spinning the back wheels, what a gub.
b) look at that gub with the prada cell phone on his hip.
c) i had a true gub come into the store and buy some 22 inch rims for his hummer today.
a comfortable pair of warm gloves. originated in solihull uk.
my fingers aren’t frozen thanks to my gubs.
the white stuff on skinless chicken br–sts.
“hey, man, don’t eat that piece of chicken! it’s covered in gub!”

“you’re right, man. it’s totally gubby.”
a gub is a small green pig from the higher world, about the size of a football, with floppy triangular ears, and in place of a curly tail, it has a writhing bunch of purple tentacles.
“i heard a a gub-gub-gub-wheenk! a small green pig the size of a football streaked across my room and disappeared right before he rammed into the wall. another gub.”

Read Also:

  • ambassador fable

    when somebody kisses -ss and feels ent-tled on habbo hotel. “did you see killian? he is such an amb-ssador fable!”

  • amazing amazing amazing

    amazing describes someone who is beautiful inside and out, caring, loving, so family orientated and would give anything to make someone she loved happy. amazing is someone who spends time, puts in effort and invests in people, she always wears a smile on her face, and even when she’s down, there’s a positive light for […]

  • bradley roberts

    a perverted loser who is a social reject, shouting random things in cl-ss, such as “do i have to?” or “good morning!” often gets out of trouble though, by not doing it at the right time. reject c-nt why is this person such a bradley roberts? it is so annoying!

  • bajan girl

    best looking girls in the west indies very cl-ssy naturally long, thick hair (none of that fake stuff) slim and curvy prideful and respectful love rihanna hate jamaicans because of their low cl-ss behavior and violent ways very friendly hard working and successful love cooking bajan food for their friends john: i’m off to barbados […]

  • shpote

    something that andrew walgren does and puts on his snapchat stories dude, we got so shpoted this afternoon.


Disclaimer: gub definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.