while eating noodles you say something funny and no-one understands.
gubit!!! no-one understood my joke because i was eating some delicious noodles.
- 5 nickels
a rating scale guys use for girls to judge how hot/do-able they are. 1 nickel-ugly or not do-able 2 nickels-alright or possibly do-able 3 nickles-fairly attractive or do-able 4 nickles-very attractive and very do-able 5 nickles-hot and extremely do-able “i’d pay 5 nickels to hit that sh-t!” “she’s about 3 nickles.” “dude! she’s only like […]
- guano crazy
a polite way of saying bat-sh-t crazy. (guano is the polite term for bat feces.) quoted from sevastian winters, yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011 i generally give mich-lle bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but i still think she is guano crazy.
- sailor sock
a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having s-x with promiscuous women laden with various s-xually transmited diseases. condom guy 1: “yo, did you hear nick banged tiffany last night?” guy 2: “tell me he used a sailor sock.”
to feel gsmume is to feel comfortable, content, ideal. normally following various drug use. “hey big dawg, how you feeling over there?” “pretty gsmume bro! you?” “gsmume as mate!”
addition to lol, meaning laugh out loud, wd meaning while dieing. two people are playing an online game. person 1 shoots person 2 in head and brains fly out, literally. person 2 says- lolwd!!!!