Guck


the noise that is made when a p-n-s is being deep throated.
male – “oh yeah, suck on this purple mushroom tip”

female – “guck, guck, guck, guck, guck”
first of all ‘guck’ does not mean to “f-ck your mom” or whatever they put. it means dirty ok dirty
d-mn these shoes are guck
guck (n) / goo that provokes one to express the word “yuck” when come to contact with it.
anyone : “eww, i just stepped in some guck. yuck!”
to hardcore f-ck, usually in your moms -ss.
ey yo n-gg-, i gucked that dudes mom so hard!
when you do a typo. for exemple, when you want to write f-ck but you do a typo and write guck. because of this typo (that i make regularely) you call any typo a guck.
(chatting on msn)

person 1: sorry… but i cant make it to your party

person 2: (very frustrated) what the guck!!!!!!!!

person 1: guck?????

person 2: f-ck- sry bout that

person 1: dnt worry bout it bud i guck a lot 2

person 1: dont- lol
to post nude pictures of your ex girlfriend on their own website.
the guys from urban dictionary need to guck sharon turner.
a wet stinky mushy t-rd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)
he had to make a guck before his shower.

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