guesturbate
masturbating when a guest in another’s house. carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
my aunt put me up in her bas-m-nt for the night as i traveled through town. couldn’t sleep…i tested the bed for creaks, then naturally i guesturbated. i’m pretty sure i pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast i couldn’t help but wonder if she was looking at me funny….
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