guettaesq
a dj performance where the dj does not actually do anything or mix. just keeps making hearts with their hands and lifting their arms up after pushing play, fake kn-b tiwsting and not actually touching them, you know like david guetta.
“that guy’s dj performance was quite guettaesq. ”
“yeah! man , he better be djing with his d-ck when he’s making those hearts with his hands”
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