Guff nuts
when you do not wipe your -ss correctly and small parts of sh-t are left in your -n-l hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair – usually the case with men or german women
omg my -ss hair hurts!!
you need to pick out your guff nuts donovan!!
gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the -n-s.
the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.
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