Guffie


the final (of four or five) tension of the pelvic muscles during a male’s -rg-sm resulting in a small amount of c-m to emerge from the head of the p-n-s. when a man -rg-sms, s-m-n is released in a series of muscle tensions. the final tension in which the last of the s-m-n is released is a guffie.
okay baby, i’m finished. that last one was a guffie.

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