Guy Points
you earn these by doing something you don’t really want to do in order to please a women. these points can be used as evidence of you being there for your woman, that you actually care about the activities she takes part it, or simply to impress her. these actions are more important during the early stages of a relationship, usually when one is trying to get with a girl. once you’re about 2 month’s into a relationship, guy points aren’t important.
friend – “you’re going to (insert girl name here)’s softball game?”
me – “yeah, but i’m going just to earn guy points.”
friend – “oh nice dude.”
points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching ufc fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
we saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching tv by himself. that guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga cl-ss or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. a woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
Read Also:
- Serbian breakfast
– 2 expired eggs (boiled) – cheap, unfiltered cigarettes – a carton of old goat’s milk that’s been sitting under the hood of an old lada (which also serves as the serbian’s summer home) – topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of gr-ss, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car […]
- Gym Buzz
the best place on-line to find your perfect gym or personal trainer to workout, get fit, get healthy, and love life! jenny: i’m really unhappy with my body. i’m so unfit and need to change things. sarah: you should go to gym buzz .com. you’ll find every gym in the country, reviewed by other people […]
- galic
the affectionate contrubition made by someone to someone else rather close to them, which consists of the licking of your hand which is then smeared across the other persons face. i is gonna galic you
- galloed
when you convince a young hipster girl that she needs to blow you for your film. i galloed this girl at nyfa this afternoon when you convince a young hipster girl that she needs to blow you for your film. i galloed this girl at nyfa this afternoon
- Seu
seu “s-m-n extraction unit”. a very attractive adult, usually female, designed specifically for the purpose of extracting s-m-n from both unsuspecting and suspecting men. pamela anderson is a role model for all women aspiring to become seu’s. abbreviated or slang form of the word seriously. we are experiencing seu good weather today. that joke was […]