guglielmuccing
faking a serious illness in order to…
1) have a backstory to ignite a hit song
2) be given donations to pay for your secret p-rn addiction
he wasn’t actually dying of cancer at all. it was a made up story. to make matters worse he’s a pastor who received donations towards his fake terminal illness and he guglielmuccied everyone, including his own wife. guglielmuccing is the new wave of youth evangelism.
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