1) onomatopoeia of being overly buff or large.
2) the sound a man expresses whilst flexing.
lois: “brian, are you flexing?”
brian: “no but i have been hitting the gym lately an-guhgsh!”
- guinea bath
the act of splashing on copious amounts of cologne instead of actually washing oneself. the cologne is used to mask the scent of body odor. a.k.a guinea shower i didn’t have time to take a shower after the gym so i took a guinea bath before i hit the bar.
- Guitar Fag
a guitarist who’s so insanely good, without ever really trying, that he’s obviously compensating for latent h-m-s-xual urges. rarely seen with a girlfriend, despite amazing shredding skills. mike: “matt’s an incredible guitarist, so why doesn’t he have a girlfriend? the chicks obviously dig him. with skillz like that he outta be getting laid every night!” […]
the sh-t you get on your d-ck from f-cking a r-t-rd in the -ss. he had gumpsh-t all over his d-ck after f-cking that s-xy r-t-rd in the -ss.
- gunt punch
swift punch in the flabby area between a womans gut and c-nt. after cody gave jamie a cream pie he gave her a gunt punch. website that had glorious goals to entertain the m-sses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as […]
a slang term for safeway’s signature meatloaf. specifically, the package of hot meatloaf that can be found near the deli, underneath the heatlamps. gutloaf is best served on a hoagie roll with generous amounts of heinz 57 sauce, or sweet baby ray’s sauce. you can make gutloaf even more edible by adding swiss cheese and […]