guidasitis
having an uncontrollable s-xual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. the condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. there is no known cure.
did you see how vicki was all over andy last night? she has a bad case of guidasitis.
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