Guidess


(n.) 1. a female guido.

2. a s-ssy female from the northeast; most likely from long island or statin island

3. an overly persistent friend, regardless of s-x
1. did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? what a guidess.
2. she’s got such a b-tchy att-tude. f-ckin’ guidess.
3. christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! you’re a bunch of grade-a guidesses!!!

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