Guido Kissy Face


a hallmark of guido culture. it is the act of making a “kissy face” whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the h-ll out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

this skill is inherent in the guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the guido culture.

for examples and images, i would direct you to the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com for a more comprehensive list of images.
“oh my g-d, mike is making that d-mn guido kissy face again! he is ruining all of my pictures!”

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