guido party!


guido party! is a band consisting of two young men originating from hiroshima, italy. the band is now located somewhere in the new jersey area. the band expresses a p-ssionate disliking for “guidos”, and “poser guidos” due two they’re deadly use of of “man-tan” gel, rediculous hair and ammount of gel used, and overall obnoxious and annoying personallities , although portraying themselves non- “guuid-like” italians. some hits include “albino f-ck from park”, “future bus 911”, “kiss from un guid”, “fabio 666”, and “hawt hawt bayeey”. major influences for the band are seal, fabio lanzoni, and george clooney’s glorious chin. check them out on mysp-ce music.
“guid is just un werd we should naut need”
some gayf-ck guid: “wow guido party! sucks, now i’m gonna go jack off with my hair gel.”

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