Guidosis


a condition caused by watching too much jersey sh-r- or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. similar to zombie-ism. orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up sk-nky bleached blondes or guidettes.
one dude to another: i have a ranging hangover and i woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! wtf!!

another: we can never go to that club again. you’ve got guidosis. jump in the shower and scrub down now!

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