Guiff


the phobia of loud noises, banging pans, and doing work.
boy 1: hey guess what?
boy 2: what?
boy 1: i am a guiff!
boy 2: you suck! -bangs pan on ground-
boy 1: -cr-ps his pants-

playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the cr-p scared out of you by a ginger.

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