Guilford, CT

guilford is literally the gem of the ct sh-r-line. its’s small and “quaint,” which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do not enjoy). it’s populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like new york, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.

the offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of ct. the guys maintain their families’ legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. they drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy’s money and their mother’s good looks. though some may call them sn-bbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-guilford resident to turn down.

guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire sh-r-line. with a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other guilford residents. no wonder the world so easily falls for guilford.
boy: you’re amazing! where are you from?
girl: guilford, ct
boy: ah, i should’ve known. guilford girls are by far the best.
guilford: is a town in new haven county, connecticut, united states, that borders madison, branford, north branford and durham, and is situated on i-95 and the coast. the population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. it was named one of the top 100 places to live in the united states by money magazine in 20052.first settled in 1639, guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in new england, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. there are five historic house museums, including dudley farm, which hosts a farmers’ market on sat-rdays.n connecticut as defined on urban dictionary:connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. home to fairfield county, one of the richest counties in the us, including westport, greenwich, ridgefield, darien, new canaan and others. when leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically -ssume your rich. you can usually find a wide range of suvs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting connecticut.
have you ever been to sachem’s head in guilford,ct? if you haven’t you have no idea what you’re missing out on.

oh, you’re from guilford, ct? so, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
or
oh, you’re from connecticut? then, you must come from money.