guilt goblins


these are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. they normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
“i was so f-cked last night – can’t remember anything – i’m laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears”

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