Guilt Wash


when you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. he wasn’t going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.

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