guilt

an unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.
“i become overcome with guilt when i think about how poorly thought out my definition’s examples are.”
judaism’s greatest weapon; often used by jewish mothers; often ruins your plans for the night or sometimes, in extreeme cases, your whole weekend. uses mostly reverse physcology.
mother: david can you run down to epstein’s and get me a roast beef on rye, with russian dressing?
david: no mom, i’m supposed to meet the guys in 10 minutes.
mother: ok…i’ll remember that.
david: well i mean, if you realy want me to go i guess-
mother: no, forget it… go out..leave me here.
david: (sighs) did you say you wanted russian dressing?
(tr. verb) – the act of trying to manipulate someone by making them feel guilty. note that this is a transitive verb, so that if john guilts mary, then john is making mary feel guilty.

another variation on this is “to guilt (someone) into (something)”.
chris: could you go pick up a 12-pack of beer?
mike: aw man, i’m too drunk to go. kevin’s coming over soon. call him.
chris: well, ok, i guess i can wait. i’m cooking dinner for us after all, so i probably shouldn’t drink any more right now.
mike: chris, come on —
chris: so how’s your job? you know, the one that you love and never would have gotten if i didn’t send your resume to my friend alice?
mike: all right, all right, i’ll go. geez! you don’t have to guilt me!

jake: g-dd-mn it, i gotta go shoe shopping with my girlfriend. i promised i’d buy her a pair of pradas.
dan: pradas? what the f-ck is that?
jake: expensive–ss shoes.
dan: what are you doing that for?
jake: eh, she guilted me into it because i forgot her birthday.
dan: sucker!
to feel the secret little man screaming and scr-ping your inside stomach to let u know you have done wrong and will continue to do so till error that has been done is no more
i set my house on fire i felt guilty for doing so i apologized to grandmother and felt better
one of the worst feelings in the world. it could eat you alive. it could destroy you. sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. but we never forget.
get me out of this guilt.
a useless yet very common emotion that plagues people and can make them go crazy. guilt is so useless because after you have done the deed there is no changing it. therefore there is no reason to fel bad it is counter productive and pointless. you catching my drift?
person 1- sh-t i just killed a racc–n with my car. the guilt is killing me! i can’t sleep, eat, bath! omg my hair is falling out!

person 2- why so guilty it was an accident suck it up. it’s already dead it’s corps is rotting and its spirit is in vermine heavan. suck it up.

person 1- f-ck you.
something that people try to put on your shoulders if you try to make a decent living. this is often pushed on by a wd, sc-m, crackwh-r-, socialist, or irs.
“my wife brought home a case of guilt for making to much money.”

“she gave money to a crackwh-r- because she a had case of the guilt.”

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