Guilty Dad
a dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn’t see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.
the child usually plays this to their advantage.
‘is your dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?’
‘yeh, guilty dad’
‘can you get us a lift?’
‘yeh i’m at my dads this weekend so can. guilty dad init’
‘wow! you’ve got the new iphone?!’
‘yep, guilty dad’
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