Guilty Hamster


the s-xual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the r-ct-m (usually male). most often used in fraternities and other college parties. very similar to the alaskan pipeline.
larry: mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

mike: of course, my friend, why?

larry: do you want a ‘guilty hamster?’

mike: certainly!

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