Guiness alarm clock
suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably – brought on as a result of consuming large quant-ties of the black stuff in the preceding hours
‘i had a ‘guiness alarm clock’ going off at seven thirty and now i’m off to the f-cking launderette!!!’
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