guinner
a 45 year old man who is either unemployed, or living in his mothers bas-m-nt (or both). he does nothing 11 months of the year, but when december comes through he spends all day and night playing shinny, thought he has mad dangles, his goon tactics, and lack of a helmet or hockey gloves are what make this heroic man a guinner
hey ya f-ckin goon look at that guinner in the red sweater dangle those moules.
a guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. but guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.
most guinners tend to be fat f-cks and that’s what makes the so god d-mn adorable. they also are good at attracting ladies.
female: “wow what a cute guinner you have there!”
male: “thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?”
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