Guiseley



a small town located in leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. there is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the mcdonald’s car park. also inhabit-ted by many people of the female gender aka bare gash. barely any amounts of life.

abbreviation: g-town
yes my man i live in g-town nd ting innit.

person 1: whats going down tonight?
badman: just chilling in g-town with my galdem!
person 1: sounds sh-t…
badman: rasclaat!

wow, everything happens in guiseley, i wished i lived there!

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