Guiseppi
guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient greek word ‘guzebi’ which loosely translates into ‘the s-x,’ or even more loosely into ‘volunteer p-rn star.’
however, due to recent study of the guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means ‘comedian to rule them all,’ ‘g-d,’ and ‘professional p-rn star.’
some people also believe that the word is a hybrid of the english word ‘mississippi (river),’ and ‘guis,’ (dutch for cool), thus giving the word the meaning ‘flowing coolness.’
but the name actually came from the simpsons, like all good things.
example of humor:
rihanna’s “don’t stop the music” is the 6th most viewed video on youtube…
and chris brown’s “with you” is 4th most viewed.
i guess chris brown beats rihanna.”
example of g-d-like-ness and humor:
but there’s a twist…
i’m real!
example of s-x-ness and contribution to society (no humour, that p-rn is no laughing matter. it’s a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people’s jokes:
i’m a volunteer,.
i don’t believe i should get money for that.
i do it because i love the feeling of helping people.
(turns out the loose translation was right… what a deal! (goes off to watch free guiseppi p-rn)).
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