guitar asshole
a guitar -sshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. they prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. guitar -ssholes are often both. a guitar -sshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done john mayer covers in order to get women. guitar -ssholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy’s, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.
the patron saints of guitar -ssholes are: dave matthews, jerry garcia, trey anastasio, john mayer, teddy geiger, and jason mraz.
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