guitar depression


a general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one’s own level of skill with same instrument. not to be confused with shredblock.
carla: “hey, have you seen james recently?”
gary: “nah. i hear he has guitar depression…hasn’t left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. not since john petrucci ripped him a new one.”

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