guitar douche
a person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. this person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
person 1: dude, did you see alex last night?
person 2: yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
a douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). said person for some f-cking reason get’s tons of attention and popularity because he’s “a guitar player” always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. this can also be a “beach guitar douche”, “camp guitar douche” “mall guitar douche” etc.
dude michael, you see that f-cking guitar douche over there? why are there so many at school today, he f-cking sucks so bad!
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