Guitar Junkie


someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up sh-t about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn’t even necessarily play guitar.
guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: go away.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a d-mn guitar junkie go away now

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