guitards
idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.
guitards say: “hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord.”
one who sucks at playing guitar.
i totally messed up those chord changes, i’m such a guitard!
r-t-rds who hang out at guitar.com
stfu you guitards
you still sh-t your diapers
gui-tard
(noun). one who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) gui-tarded
derek:
hey mike, i can’t seem to find the b-tton that let’s me change the font.
mike:
boy derek, you certainly must be gui-tarded
n. 1. someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. a r-t-rd who can play the guitar
conner is such a guitard
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stop playing! your a guitard!
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this guitard is awesome.
a guitar r-t-rd, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
“that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he’s such a guitard”
someone that is or acts like a r-t-rded guido.
adj. form: guitarded
did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club…right in the middle of the street.
d-mn…those gotti boys are seriously guitarded.
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