Guitfap
1. the act of playing a guitar casually or mindlessly; neither practicing nor even writing.
2. synonym of musical masturbation
1. “i picked up my guitar for the first time in weeks and guitfapped for like 40 minutes. it was great.”
2. “dragonforce, dream theater, between the buried and me, and all of these crab core bands are nothing but guitarfap. “
Read Also:
- Guithed
getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for. -originated from the surname of an ap english teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition. “emily i’m so guithed, that essay yesterday was crazy insane and the poetry test tomorrow, i have […]
- He wants the V
lit., “he wants the v-g-n-“, a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your v-g-n-. when a guy wants your p-ssy on his d-ck. he wants to eat you out. “he was laughing at all your jokes. he wants the v.” “girl, he wants the v” “yeah, i’d let him”
- Hexagon
bein hecksa faded (gone). broskee: dude how much did you drink? brosephora: i don’t know but i’m hexagon s-xual encounter where one girl hooks up with 6 guys at the same time. there is double penetration plus two handjobs plus a bl-w j-b and t-tty f-cking. it is found that the lady of the night […]
- hidden gem
after you take a sh-t and you wipe your -ss and then you throw the toilet papers in the toilet and they cover up the sh-t and you can barely see the sh-t…then you flush and o wow look at that…look at all that hidden treasure revealing themselves girl 1: frank the tank is such […]
- Red Robin Prank
this is an activity done at red robin by saying it is someone’s birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. the people known to partic-p-te in such an embarr-ssing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person’s closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a sunday and a thirty […]