guito mosquito


similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. they are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito p-ssy.

in typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
buddy #1: bro i’m so sick of these guito mosquito problems

buddy #2: the f-ck? what does that even mean?

buddy#1: i dunno.

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